I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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