ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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