i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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