gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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