Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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