Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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