just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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