why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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