Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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