is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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