i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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