apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So vagazzling was a success
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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