Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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