How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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