is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We just shotgunned beers for America
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The adults are the big ones right?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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