wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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