..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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