All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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