This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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