Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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