She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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