Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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