I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
