Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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