Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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