im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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