Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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