Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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