now i know why i became what i already was.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Let's get the cat blown out
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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