I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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