I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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