I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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