a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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