Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
it was like eating out sand paper
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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