Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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