There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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