I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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