hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
