Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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