There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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