# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The cops high fived after they tackled you
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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