I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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