I don't think brook has ever known best
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
