Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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