Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
So. Much. Porn.
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