she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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