69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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