I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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