Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't deserve a penis
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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