Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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