..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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