and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
