Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize
