That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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