Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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