nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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