Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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