my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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