I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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