All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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